Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.
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Interviewer: What is skeleton?
Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok,
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Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.
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Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.
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Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho?
Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahin pa raha
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Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho
Banta: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.
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Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.
Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga...
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Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta:
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !
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1 comment:
All the jokes are really nice and funny.But these are the kind of forward messages.
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