A customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant, at first he’d asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.
Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn’t throw out the pest.
“Oh, that man I don’t care.” said the waiter with a smile. “We don’t even have an air conditioner.”
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Beta Maa se: Maa, aaj maine bahut punya ka kam kiya.
Maa: Kya kiya Beta?
Beta: Maine aaj ek andhi aurat ko road paar karaya.
Maa: Waah! Magar tumhe koi dikkat toh nahi hui.
Beta: Bahut dikkat hui maa. Woh aurat road hi nahi paar karna chah rahi thi!
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A man went to face an interviewer. Board of Directors asked him, “Tell the difference between “COMPLETE” and “FINISH”.
The man replied, I am clarifying with the example, “When u marry a right person you are “Complete” and when you marry the wrong one you are “Finish”.
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