Friday, October 31, 2008

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?

Put about 100 bricks in some
Particular order in a closed
Room with an
Open window.

Then send 2 or 3 candidates in
The room and close the door.

Leave them alone and come back
After 6 hours and then analyze
The situation.


If they are counting the
Bricks.
Put them in the accounts
Department.

If they are recounting them..
Put them in auditing .

If they have messed up the
Whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering.


If they are arranging the
Bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning.

If they are throwing the
Bricks at each other.
Put them in operations .

If they are sleeping.
Put them in security.

If they have broken the bricks
Into pieces.
Put them in information
Technology.


If they are sitting idle.
Put them in human resources.

If they say they have tried
Different combinations, yet
Not a brick has
Been moved. Put them in sales.

If they have already left for
The day.
Put them in marketing.


If they are staring out of the
Window.
Put them on strategic
Planning.

And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each
Other and not a single brick
Has been
Moved.

Congratulate them and put them
In top management

Read when you need :)

 KILLER PJS

 

 

 

 Arz kiya hai .......... jara gaur farmaeaga ...........

kutta mar gaya rajaai mein

kutta mar gaya rajaai me

main pagal ho gaya teri judai mein.


ek aur mulahija farmaeye ...................
 
 
Haathi naali me beh nahi sakta

Haathi naali me beh nahi sakta

aur  main tere bina ab reh nahi sakta


ek aur ..............


Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai


saheban pesh-e-khidamat hai .............


Ke khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha ...

Ke khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha ...

Aur raste pe jake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha ....


Door se dekha toh sher tha

gaur kijiega .....

Door se dekha toh sher tha

Pass ja kar dekha

Toh vakaai sher tha

bhaago


ek nur-e-sher pesh kar raha hoon


Darkat ke paimane pe chilman e husn ka

Furkat se yun sharmana....

Darkat ke paimane pe chilman e husn ka

Furkat se yun sharmana....

uparwali line ka matlab tumhare samaz mai aaye..

to hume jaroor batana.


agla wala load shedding pe ......... jara gaur farmayega


Jise Dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi..
Jise Pyar kiya woh Italy chali gayi...
Dil ne kaha Khud Kushi(Ssuicide) kar le zalim...
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi...:(



Door se dekha to santra tha, pass jake dekha to santra tha,
chil ke dekha to bhi santra tha, Khake dekha to bhi santra tha


ye wala jara padhae likhae pe jor dalta hai .......


Maine tujhse pyaar kiya , tere baap ne mujhe peeta

Sin by cos is equal to tan theta ......



Woh hamari gali me aaye...
Woh hamari gali me aaye...
Woh hamari gali me aaye...
Aur chillake bole.....

-
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!


Yahan bhi khuda hai ,
Wahan bhi Khuda hai,

Yahan bhi khuda hai ,
Wahan bhi Khuda hai,


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Jahan nahi khuda hai wahan

Kal khudega!!!



Galib ne likha diwar par chune se....

Galib ne likha diwar par chune se...


Yaha likhna mana hai...


Dekhiye mashuka ki tarif kaise karte hain ............


Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
So? What's the big deal?



woh sadak ke uss par the ...
hum sadak ke iss par the.....
do kadam woh chale...
do kadam hum chale...
ab hum sa
dak ke uss par hai..
aur woh sadak ke iss par hai....




Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak (earth to sky, earth to sky)
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

.

Hawa hi hawa hai. (air only air) 
 

AUR PESH-E-KHIDMAT HAI.................

NUR-E-SHER ..................

GAUR FARMAEAGA ................ DAAD CHAHOONGA ........................



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taj mahal ko dekh kar bola shahajan ka pota....
 
 
taj mahal ko dekh kar bola shahajan ka pota....


gaur farmaeye shahajahan ka pota bol raha hai ...............
 
 
taj mahal ko dekh kar bola shahajan ka pota....

:
apna bhi bank balance hota...

apna bhi bank balance hota...

apna bhi bank balance hota...

 
agar dada deewana na hota!!!!!!!!!!


Shukriya ........... Shukriya ........... Shukriya ........... :)

 

 

 

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Friday, October 3, 2008

Never Ever Lie To A Woman................. How is it possible

Very Nice jokes