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> Several men are in the changing room of a golf club.
> A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands
> free speaker-function and began to talk.
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> Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
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> MAN: 'Hello'
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> WOMAN: 'Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?'
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> MAN: 'Yes'
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> WOMAN: 'I am at the shopping centre and found this
> beautiful leather coat. It's only Rs.1,900. Is it OK if
> I buy it?'
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> MAN: 'Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much.'
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> WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and
> saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked.'
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> MAN: 'How much?'
> WOMAN: 'Rs17,00,000'
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> MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the
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> WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I
> wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking
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> MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of
> 31,00,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the
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> WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so
> much!!'
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> MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'
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> 'Anyone knows whom this mobile belongs to?
J J J J


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