Hi,
- At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answeron’t u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps onyour feet... Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I`m on local anesthesia.. ...why don`t you try again?
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you`ve become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven`t particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding and you ask...
Stupid Question:-Is the guy you`re marrying good?
Answer:- No, he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it`s just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I`m shedding.... ..
9. At the dentist when he`s sticking pointed objects in your mouth...Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke........
Answer:- Gosh, it`s a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it`s in flames!!!
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