Joke of the day

M.B.A Student vs B.E Student……great one J This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain...... A MBA and a BE student go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep. Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend and says: "Look up at the sky and tell me what you see." The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars." The BE asks, "What does that tell you?" The MBA ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" The BE is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Practically. ..Someone has stolen our tent...

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, purchases new make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man is impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of STRONG golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes.As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she want...

  Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain. Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.   **********************************************************************    Interviewer: What is skeleton? Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!   *************************************************************                Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work. Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it. Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.  **********************************************************   Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs? Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi. ***********************************************      Banta: Pareshan lag ...

    www. Bangalore Orbit .com Oline Portal for Bangalore and Karnataka People                                                                n Tourist Destination | Pilgrims Destination | News | Forum | Games | Jobs | Groups | Taste of Kannada | Bangalore Darshan | Latest Event |  

      Doobte hue aadmi ne   Pull par chalte hue aadmi ko   Aawaz lagayi "bachao bachao"   Pull par chalte aadmi ne neeche   Rassi fenki aur kaha aaoo...     Nadi mein dobta hua aadmi   Rassi nahi pakad pa raha tha   Rah rah kar chillaa raha tha   Mein marna nahi chahta   Zindagi badi mehengi hai   Kal hi to meri ek MNC mein naukri lagi hai..     Itna sunte hi pul par chalte   Aadmi ne apni rassi kheench li   Aur bhagte bhagte wo MNC gaya   Usne wahan ke HR ko bataya ki   Abhi abhi ek aadmi doobkar mar gaya hai   Aur is tarah aapki company mein   Ek jagah khali kar gaya hai...     Mein berozgaar hoon muje le lo...   HR boli dost tumne der kar di,   ab se...

What if u upgraded Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 Dear Tech Support Team: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other   programs and now monitors all other system activities. Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0 , BeerWithBuddies 7.5 , and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't  seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall ' doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks, "A Troubled User " REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that people complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Enter...

          See, how people write leave Applications. It's murder of English language. But Too Funny. Just Read It. The Leave Applications · Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows: "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.." ...

    www.BangaloreOrbit.com www.cmsGalaxy.com www.SCMGalaxy.com   One stop online portal of Bangalore A Place to get CMS reviews Configuration Management      

------------------------------------------------------------ Total Environment Building Systems Pvt Ltd, Bangalore, India     www.BangaloreOrbit.com www.cmsGalaxy.com www.scmGalaxy.com   One stop online portal of Bangalore A Place to get CMS reviews Configuration Management Portal  

    Yeh degree bhi lelo ye naukari bhi lelo, Bhale Chheen lo mujhseUSA ka Visa......... .... magar mujhko lauta do college ka canteen, vo chaay ka paani vo teeKha samosaa..... ..... kadi dhoop mein apne ghar se nikalnaa, vo project ki Khatir shahar bhar bhataknaa, vo lecture mein doston ki proxy lagaanaa, vo sir ko chidhanaa ,vo aeroplane udaanaa, vo submission ki raton ko jagnaa jagaanaa, vo orals ki kahani vo practical ka Kissaa..... bimaari ka reason de ke time badhanaa, vo doosron ke assignments ko apnaa banaanaa, vo seminar ke din paironka chhatpatanaa, vo workshop mein din raat pasinaa bahanaa, vo exam ke din ka bechain maahaul, par vo maa ka vishvas - Teachar ka Bharosaa.... . vo pedon ke neeche gappe ladanaa, vo raaton mein drawing sheets banaanaa, vo exams ke akhari din theatre mein jaanaa, ! vo bhole se freshers ko hamesha sataanaa, without any reason common off pe jaanaa, test ke waqt table mein kitabon ko ra...

   1) Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ... . . Waah! Waah! . . Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ... . . Waah! Waah! . . . Ab Hero Honda Splendor, 80 km Prati Litre .. !! 2) Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ... . . Waah! Waah! . . Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ... . . Waah! Waah! . . . Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii .. !! 3) Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ... . . Waah! Waah! . . Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ... . . Waah! Waah! . . . Didi Tera Devar Deewana .. !! 4) Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ... . . Waah! Waah! . . Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ... . . Waah! Waah! . . . Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!! 5) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ... . . . Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ... . . . . . "Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!" 6) Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ... Dil Mein "Naa" Ha...