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What if u upgraded Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0

Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.


I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes
that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other   programs and
now monitors all other system activities.


Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0 ,
BeerWithBuddies 7.5 , and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the
system whenever selected. I can't  seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the
background while attempting to run my favorite applications.


I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall '
doesn't work on Wife 1.0.


Please help!


Thanks,
"A Troubled User "



REPLY:



Dear Troubled User:


This is a very common problem that people complain about.


Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that
it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to
run EVERYTHING !!!


It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to   Girlfriend
5.0.


It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the
system once installed.


You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed
not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under
Warnings-Alimony- Child Support) ..


I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the
environment.


I suggest installing the background application " Yes Dear" to
alleviate software augmentation.


The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE
because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before
the  system will return to normal anyway.


Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep
3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how   you
use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the
program NagNag 9.5 .


Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife
1.0is to purchase additional software. I recommend
Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0


STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
SecretaryWith Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by
Wife 1.0   and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.


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