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M.B.A Student vs B.E Student……great one J

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain......
A MBA and a BE student go on a camping trip,
set up their tent, and fell asleep.
Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend and says:
"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."
The BE asks, "What does that tell you?"
The MBA ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking,
it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?"
The BE is silent for a moment, then speaks.
"Practically. ..Someone has stolen our tent".
"ENGINEERING = 100% COMMON SENSE"

 

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September 11, 2014 at 5:36 AM
Monika kumari said…
This was a fun comparison! It’s always entertaining to see the humorous differences people draw between MBA and BE students — from how they think and talk to how they approach problems. While each background has its own strengths, posts like this are a great reminder not to take stereotypes too seriously and just enjoy a good laugh together. Thanks for sharing something that both MBA and BE folks (and everyone else) can chuckle at!
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