Jokes of the day

Gabbar : Kitne aadmi they?
Sambha : Sardar 2

Gabbar : Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba : Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai

Gabbar : Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba : 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.

Gabbar : To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba : Beech mein koi nahi aata

Gabbar : To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba : 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.

Gabar : 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba : 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.

Gabbar : Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba : Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do..

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Seeing Santa Singh depressed one of his friends asks him.

"Oye why are you sad?"

To which Santa replies …"I lost Rs 300 in bet."

His friend ask hims…"How?"

Santa Singh says.."I bet on India for Rs 200…"But unfortunately India lost

His friend queries.."But you said Rs 300…"

Santa Singh answers…"I again bet for India for Rs 100 in the highlights of the match"

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Munna: Bolay to apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga.

Patient: Kyun???

Munna: Kyun ke apun kay rubber ke gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain.

Patient: Agar yeh baat hai toh mujhay jaanay do. Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

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Mohan: Ladkiya sharab se itni nafrat kyun karti hai?

Sohan: Kyun ki isko pine ke baad unke chue jaise pati shero jaise bartab karne lagte hai!!!

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Math Teacher : If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life.

Student : I love you sir and you love your daughter which means I love your daughter.