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Interviewer : Tell me about yourself. Candidate: I …am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Inst it ute of Technology. Interviewer : BabanRao Dhole-Patil Inst it ute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before! Candidate : Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission into it .. What happened is – due to cricket world cup I scored badly! in 12th.I was getting a paid seat in a good college. But my father said (I prefer to call him 'baap') – "I can not invest so much of money".(The baap actually said – "I will never waste so much of money on you"). So I had to join this college. Frankly speaking this name – BabanRao Dhole-Patil, can at the most be related to a Shetakari Mahavidyalaya Interviewer: ok, ok. It seems you have taken 6 years to complete your engineering. Candidate : Actually I tried my best to finish it in 4 years. But you know, these cricket m...

Gabbar : Kitne aadmi they? Sambha : Sardar 2 Gabbar : Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain? Samba : Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai Gabbar : Aur 2 ke pehle? Samba : 2 k pehle 1 aata hai. Gabbar : To beech mein kaun ata hai? Samba : Beech mein koi nahi aata Gabbar : To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate? Samba : 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai. Gabar : 2, 1 se kitna bada hai? Samba : 2, 1 se 1 bada hai. Gabbar : Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai? Samnba : Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do.. —————————————– Seeing Santa Singh depressed one of his friends asks him. "Oye why are you sad?" To which Santa replies …"I lost Rs 300 in bet." His friend ask hims…"How?" Santa Singh says.."I bet on India for Rs 200…"But unfortunately India lost His friend queries.."But you said Rs 300…" Santa Singh answers…"I again bet for India ...

  Any chance of Rahul Gandhi entering the cabinet? Isn't it time Sonia did some beta testing?   Maybe Yeddy could be sent to Kashmir. In a few years, all the land will belong to his family, and all problems will be solved.   Government of Egypt blocks all internet access. The country can now be renamed gypt.   100 phones tapped each day per operator. Finally we have a government that listens to us.   Vote for Baba Ramdev. He'll be the PM who can help you make your ends meet. Your head and toe, that is.   Mayawati, Jayalalitha & Mamata should now form an alliance. They can call it Behenji-Amma-Didi. Or BAD, for short.   Kalmadi's aide is in jail. Raja's aide is dead. Satish Sharma denies ever having an aide. India seems quite serious about eradicating Aids.   Police Manual: if it's one guy, take a bribe. If it's a couple, harass. If it's a bunch of people, lathi charge. If it's a mob, disappear.   According to Census 2011, there are 940 fe...