Air Force One arrives at Heathrow and President Bush strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central
They continue on towards
Suddenly, the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth-shattering fart ever heard in the
The Queen turns to President Bush saying, 'Mr. President, please accept my regrets. I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control.'
Bush, with his usual diplomatic aplomb, replied, 'Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought. Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses.'
M.B.A Student vs B.E Student……great one J This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain...... A MBA and a BE student go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep. Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend and says: "Look up at the sky and tell me what you see." The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars." The BE asks, "What does that tell you?" The MBA ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" The BE is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Practically. ..Someone has stolen our tent...
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