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Sprite AD of software engineer

By Anonymous

Imagine ur self in a Sprite Ad


Your Colleague : Hey!! Kya yahan baitha mail forward karta rahta hai yaar !!
Naye packages dekh.... Naye language seekh. Night out
Maar....Fundoo programming kar like me....! Do something
cool man !!

You : Achha! To usse Kya hoga ..

Your Colleague : Impression!!! Appraisal !!! Har appraisal main tu No 1!
Hike in salary !! Extra Stocks

You : Phir kya hoga...

Your Colleague : Project Leader ban jaayega..Phir Project Manager !!!
Phir Business Manager ! One day U will be a Director of the
Company man !!

You : Acchha to phir kya hoga...

Your Colleague : Abe phir tu aish karega! Koi kaam nahin karna padega !
Araam se office aayega aur MAIL check karega.

You : To ab main kya kar raha hoon????

"Dikhawe pe na jao, apni akal lagao.
Programming hai waste, trust only copy-paste "

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