Joke of the day

The Buffalo Theory: A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." Moral of the story : Keep drinking!!!! L Dedicated to drinkers & alcohol fans!!!

Chandrababuism You have two cows inVijayawada . You hook them to internet and milk them from Hyderabad . YSRism You have two cows .Distrubute milk for free to 10 crore population Jayalalithaism You have two cows. You teach them to cry,"Ammaaaaaaa..." and fall at your feet. Karunanidhiism You have two cows. You give one to your son and the other to your nephew. Gandhism You have two cows. But you drink goat's milk. Indiraism You have two bulls. You adamantly consider them as cows. Lalooism You have two cows. You buy Rs. 900 Crore worth of cattlefeed for them. Rajnikantism You have two cows. You throw them into air and catch their milk in your mouth. Rajivism You have two cows. You paint them both to get colourful milk. Softwarism:(Ultimate....) Client has 2 cows and u need to milk them 1 . First prepare a document when to milk them (Project kick off) 2 . Prepare a document how long you have to milk them (Project plan) 3 . Then prepare how to milk them (Desi...

Poetic Resignation The name is good, the brand is big But the work I do is that of a pig The work or the brand; what is my way? I don't know if I should stay. To work, they have set their own way Nobody will care to hear what I say My will be NULL, they wont change their way I don't know if I should stay. The project is in a critical stage But to do good work, this is the age This dilemma is killing me day by day I don't know if I should stay. The money is good, the place is great But the development is at a very small rate Should I go for the work, or wait for pay I don't know if I should stay! The managers don't know what they talk The team doesn't know where they walk That's a bad situation, what say? I don't know if I should stay. I can go to any other place But what if I get the same disgrace I can't keep switching day by day I don't know if I should stay. The -ves are more, the +ves are less Then why have this unnecessary mess No mo...

Good Morning !!!!!! A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. "You are employed." He said." Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start." The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email." I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job." The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the Operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this Way, and started to go ever...

Imagine ur self in a Sprite Ad Your Colleague : Hey!! Kya yahan baitha mail forward karta rahta hai yaar !! Naye packages dekh.... Naye language seekh. Night out Maar....Fundoo programming kar like me....! Do something cool man !! You : Achha! To usse Kya hoga .. Your Colleague : Impression!!! Appraisal !!! Har appraisal main tu No 1! Hike in salary !! Extra Stocks You : Phir kya hoga... Your Colleague : Project Leader ban jaayega..Phir Project Manager !!! Phir Business Manager ! One day U will be a Director of the Company man !! You : Acchha to phir kya hoga... Your Colleague : Ab...