Kingfisher Calender 2009....(Pics dekhoge to flat ho jaoge ...............)

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Woh Kaagz ki kashti...Bite din yaad hai...(remix)

 

 

Yeh degree bhi lelo ye naukari bhi lelo,

Bhale Chheen lo mujhseUSA ka Visa......... ....

magar mujhko lauta do college ka canteen,

vo chaay ka paani vo teeKha samosaa..... .....

kadi dhoop mein apne ghar se nikalnaa,

vo project ki Khatir shahar bhar bhataknaa,

vo lecture mein doston ki proxy lagaanaa,

vo sir ko chidhanaa ,vo aeroplane udaanaa,

vo submission ki raton ko jagnaa jagaanaa,

vo orals ki kahani vo practical ka Kissaa.....

bimaari ka reason de ke time badhanaa,

vo doosron ke assignments ko apnaa banaanaa,

vo seminar ke din paironka chhatpatanaa,

vo workshop mein din raat pasinaa bahanaa,

vo exam ke din ka bechain maahaul,

par vo maa ka vishvas - Teachar ka Bharosaa.... .

vo pedon ke neeche gappe ladanaa,

vo raaton mein drawing sheets banaanaa,

vo exams ke akhari din theatre mein jaanaa,

! vo bhole se freshers ko hamesha sataanaa,

without any reason common off pe jaanaa,

test ke waqt table mein kitabon ko rakhnaa,

isi tarah teachers ko dena Jhansaa..... ....

college ki sabse purani nishaanee,

vo chaaywala jise saare kehte the... jaani,

vo jaani ke hathon ki 'cutting' chaay meethee,

vo chupkese journal mein bheji hui chitthi,

vo padh tehi chiththi uska bhadakna,

vo chehre ki laali vo aankhon ka Gussaa......

college ki wo saari lambisi raatein,

vo doston se canteen mein pyaari si baatein,

vo gathering ke din ka ladnaa Jhagadnaa,

vo ladkiyon ka yuhin hamesha akadnaa,

bhulaaye nahin bhool sakta hai koi,

vo college, vo batein, vo shararatein vo javani...

kaash hum phir dohra sakte kahani......

vo kagaz ki k ashti vo barish ka pani.

 

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Enjoy the special edition......PJs...

  

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Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Ab Hero Honda Splendor, 80 km Prati Litre .. !!

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Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
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Waah! Waah!


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Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii .. !!


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Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...

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Waah! Waah!
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Didi Tera Devar Deewana .. !!


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Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ...
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Waah! Waah!


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Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!!


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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
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"Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!"


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Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ...
Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ...

Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ...
Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ...



Shashi Kapoor Kehta Hai: "Mere Paas Maa Hai ..."

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Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ...


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Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ...
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Jaise Chhote Se Darwaaze Mein Bhens Phass Gayii Hai .. !!

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Premika: "Aisa Khatt Likho Sajna, Ki Meri Umar Beet


Jaaye Padhne Mein ... "
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           Le Padh !!!"
 
 

 

 

 

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Height Of Confidence !!!!!!

 

George Bush was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang. 'Hello, Mr. Bush!' a heavily accented voice said, 'This is Gurmukh from Phagwara, District Kapurthala, Punjab .. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring the war on you!' 'Well, Gurmukh,' Bush replied, 'This is indeed important news! How big is your army' 'Right now,' said Gurmukh, after a moment's calculation, 'there is myself, my cousin Sukhdev, my next door neighbor Bhagat, and the entire kabaddi team from the gurudwara. That makes eight' Bush paused. 'I must tell you, Gurmukh that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command.' 'Arrey O! Main kya..' said Gurmukh. 'I'll have to ring you back!' Sure enough, the next day, Gurmukh called again. 'Mr. Bush, it is Gurmukh, I'm calling from Phagwara STD, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!' 'And what equipment would that be, Gurmukh' Bush asked. 'Well, we have two combines, a donkey and Amrik's tractor.' Bush sighed. 'I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to 1-1/2 million since we last spoke.' 'Oh teri....' said Gurmukh. 'I'll have to get back to you.' Sure enough, Gurmukh rang again the next day. 'Mr. Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne...... We've modified Amrik's tractor by adding a couple of shotguns, sticking on some wings and the pind's generator. Four school pass boys from Malpur have joined us as well!' Bush was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. 'I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!' 'Tera pala hove....' said Gurmuk, 'I'll have to ring you back.' Sure enough, Gurmukh called again the next day. 'Kiddan, Mr.Bush! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war.' 'I'm sorry to hear that,' said Bush. 'Why the sudden change of heart' 'Well,' said Gurmukh, 'we've all had a long chat over a couple of lassi's, and decided there's no way we can feed two million prisoners of wars!' NOW THAT'S CALLED PUNJABI CONFIDENCE !!!

 

 

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The new Satyam nursery rhyme.....

Raju Raju sat on the wall
Raju Raju had a great fall
Balance sheet died
Shareholders cried
Raju Raju made a fraud

Raju Raju Yes baba Cheating us No baba Telling Lies No baba Open the balance sheet HA HA HA

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Tea Time Joke --------- Sardar in Saudi-Arabia

Sardar, a German and a Pakistani got arrested consuming alcohol which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so
for the terrible crime they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip.
 
As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced:
"It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."
 
The German was first in line; he thought for a while and then said:
"Please tie a pillow to my back."
 
This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes & the German had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.
 
The Pakistani was next up. After watching the German in horror he said
smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back."
 
But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes & the Pakistani was also led away whimpering loudly.
 
The Sardar was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said:
 
"You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"
 
"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness," Sardar replied.
 
"In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."
 
"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave." The Sheik said with an admiring look on his face.
 
"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it." And what is your second wish?" the Sheik asked.
 
Sardar smiled and said, "Tie the Pakistani to my back" !!!
 
 

"SINGH IS KINNG"

 

 

 

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MEN ROCKS - - - - - - - - - - Men Are Men :-)

> Several men are in the changing room of a golf club.
> A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands
> free speaker-function and began to talk.
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> WOMAN: 'Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?'
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> MAN: 'Yes'
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> WOMAN: 'I am at the shopping centre and found this
> beautiful leather coat. It's only Rs.1,900. Is it OK if
> I buy it?'
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> MAN: 'Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much.'
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> WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and
> saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked.'
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> MAN: 'How much?'
> WOMAN: 'Rs17,00,000'
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> MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the
> options.'
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> WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I
> wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking
> Rs.31,50,000'
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> MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of
> 31,00,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the
> extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price.'
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> WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so
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> 'Anyone knows whom this mobile belongs to?
J J J J

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