Joke of the day

  Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain. Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.   **********************************************************************    Interviewer: What is skeleton? Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!   *************************************************************                Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work. Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it. Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.  **********************************************************   Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs? Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi. ***********************************************      Banta: Pareshan lag ...

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