Santa & Banta r back

 

Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.

Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.  

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Interviewer: What is skeleton?

Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!  

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Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.

Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.

Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet. 

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Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?

Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

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Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.

Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.

Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.

Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.

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Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho?

Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahin pa raha  

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Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya , gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.

Banta: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.

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Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.

Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga...  

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Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.

Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?

Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.

Santa: Phir?

Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !    

 

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Hum Tum Continues....... :)

 

 

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Recession Chalisa::Main berozgaar hoon mujhe le lo

 

 

 

Doobte hue aadmi ne   Pull par chalte hue aadmi ko   Aawaz lagayi "bachao bachao"   Pull par chalte aadmi ne neeche   Rassi fenki aur kaha aaoo...     Nadi mein dobta hua aadmi   Rassi nahi pakad pa raha tha   Rah rah kar chillaa raha tha   Mein marna nahi chahta   Zindagi badi mehengi hai   Kal hi to meri ek MNC mein naukri lagi hai..     Itna sunte hi pul par chalte   Aadmi ne apni rassi kheench li   Aur bhagte bhagte wo MNC gaya   Usne wahan ke HR ko bataya ki   Abhi abhi ek aadmi doobkar mar gaya hai   Aur is tarah aapki company mein   Ek jagah khali kar gaya hai...     Mein berozgaar hoon muje le lo...   HR boli dost tumne der kar di,   ab se kuch der Pehle humne us aadmi ko lagaya hai   Jo usse dhakka de kar tumse pehle yahan aaya hai !!!

 

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