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   1) Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ... . . Waah! Waah! . . Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ... . . Waah! Waah! . . . Ab Hero Honda Splendor, 80 km Prati Litre .. !! 2) Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ... . . Waah! Waah! . . Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ... . . Waah! Waah! . . . Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii .. !! 3) Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ... . . Waah! Waah! . . Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ... . . Waah! Waah! . . . Didi Tera Devar Deewana .. !! 4) Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ... . . Waah! Waah! . . Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ... . . Waah! Waah! . . . Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!! 5) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ... . . . Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ... . . . . . "Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!" 6) Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ... Dil Mein "Naa" Ha...

  George Bush was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang. 'Hello, Mr. Bush!' a heavily accented voice said, 'This is Gurmukh from Phagwara, District Kapurthala, Punjab .. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring the war on you!' 'Well, Gurmukh,' Bush replied, 'This is indeed important news! How big is your army' 'Right now,' said Gurmukh, after a moment's calculation, 'there is myself, my cousin Sukhdev, my next door neighbor Bhagat, and the entire kabaddi team from the gurudwara. That makes eight' Bush paused. 'I must tell you, Gurmukh that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command.' 'Arrey O! Main kya..' said Gurmukh. 'I'll have to ring you back!' Sure enough, the next day, Gurmukh called again. 'Mr. Bush, it is Gurmukh, I'm calling from Phagwara ST...

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Sardar, a German and a Pakistani got arrested consuming alcohol which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia , so for the terrible crime they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip.   As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."   The German was first in line; he thought for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back."   This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes & the German had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.   The Pakistani was next up. After watching the German in horror he said smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back."   But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes & the Pakistani was also led away whimpering loudly.   The Sardar was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him...

> Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. > A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands > free speaker-function and began to talk. > > Everyone else in the room stops to listen. > > > MAN: 'Hello' > > WOMAN: 'Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?' > > MAN: 'Yes' > > WOMAN: 'I am at the shopping centre and found this > beautiful leather coat. It's only Rs.1,900. Is it OK if > I buy it?' > > MAN: 'Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much.' > > WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and > saw the new 200 8 models. I saw one I really liked.' > > MAN: 'How much?' > WOMAN: 'Rs17,00,000' > > MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the > options.' > > WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I > wanted last year is back on the mark...