How to kill a LION? TCS method: hire a lion give him hell a lot of work and pay him government salary lion dies of hunger and frustration Cognizant Method: hire a lion... ask him to stay for late nights but give him no work to do. give him gobi 65 to eat again and again. hire 100 more lions but do not increase the space to sit give them same gobi 65 to eat hire 200 more....... and more ....... IBM's metbod: hire a lion, give him a pink slip in an hour ... he dies of unemployment... Syntel Method: Hire a Cat ... assure him that he will eventually become a Lion once he reaches onsite and make sure that he never reaches onsite. Cat dies in hope of becoming a Lion.... MBT method :( Similar to Capgemini ) hire the lion, make him take 14 tests and tell him that if he doesn't score 60% he will lose the job. lion dies of the strain? i-Flex method: hire a lion???.o...
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The oft repeated topic. It seems to be a mystery until you really start thinking. One of my personal favorites. Why some men can never fall in love or never get girl friends. Many of us just keep complaining, without thinking on what the inherent problem is. Thankfully, I did it as a case study and found out some important issues which might concur with a majority of ppl who are rocking the same boat as mine. 1) You always sit in the last bench with the other class comrades who feel that its possible to get marks sitting in last row. In case of workplace, no girls are there in your project and you have like minded ppl like you as colleagues and wherein your entertainment oscillates between the bars and cinema theaters. 2) You obviously cant groove and dance, and dance around in a group in a disc by just shaking your head or grooving your hip. Desi music directors are your favorites. You cant wait for a bangra number to crop up. Unfortunately, you are too adept at dancing dappan...
Hi, Guess its conversation within a Family ;) -------------------------------------------------------------- Sekar (Calling his family from Amsterdam ): Good Evening Mom and Dad. Where is my wife Sheela? Dad: Just now I called her. She is on the way to home after taking our grandson Rahul from his school. Sekar: Let us wait for her few minutes and we will start this discussion. (By the time Sheela entered in to the house.. Sekar continue the meeting) I hope you know the Agenda of the meeting which I had mentioned in the meeting request. Even though let me read out the agenda once again 1. Status update/Discussion on Last Week Action Items 2. Family Strategy 2. Rahulâ �� s Education 3. Medical Insurance for Mom and Dad I hope every one have the printout of last week MOM (Minutes of Meeting). Dear Mom can you please update the status of tasks which you are taking care of? Mom: Sekar, I am taking care of kitchen module which involves making products like Sa...
J Once a man married to a city girl and there was a huge age difference between them and they were not what one would call a perfect couple. They were merely stretching their marriage with no real romance in between them. They were two very different people. There was a reality dance show called XXXXX - which was the main backdrop of their life story. The show was on the lines of popular television show, Dance with me Apparently girl wanted to take part in the dance competition but she couldn't because her husband was old and not hip and happening she feared that if she danced with him, she would lose the show and become the laughing stock among all her friends, who were taking part in the same. Husband overheard his wife's problem and decided to go in for a makeover. He ...