HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB? Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window. Then send 2 or 3 candidates in The room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back After 6 hours and then analyze The situation. If they are counting the Bricks. Put them in the accounts Department. If they are recounting them.. Put them in auditing . If they have messed up the Whole place with the bricks. Put them in engineering. If they are arranging the Bricks in some strange order. Put them in planning. If they are throwing the Bricks at each other. Put them in operations . If they are sleeping. Put them in security. If they have broken the bricks Into pieces. Put them in information Technology. If they are sitting idle. Put them in human resources. If they say they have tried Different combinations, yet Not a brick has Been moved. Put them in sales. If they have already left for The day. Put them in marketing. If they are staring out of the Windo...
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KILLER PJS A rz kiya hai .......... jara gaur farmaeaga ........... kutta mar gaya rajaai mein kutta mar gaya rajaai me main pagal ho gaya teri judai mein. ek aur mulahija farmaeye ................... Haathi naali me beh nahi sakta Haathi naali me beh nahi sakta aur main tere bina ab reh nahi sakta ek aur .............. Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai saheban pesh-e-khidamat hai ............. Ke khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha ... Ke khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha ... Aur raste pe jake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha .... Door se dekha toh sher tha gaur kijiega ..... Door se dekha toh sher tha Pass ja kar dekha Toh vakaai sher tha bhaago ek nur-e-sher pesh kar raha hoon Darkat ke paimane pe chilman e husn ka Furkat se yun sharmana.... Darkat ke pai...
Really Good one Howdy, folks ... lovely story I just had to share. ' Never Ever Lie to a woman ' A man called home to his wife and said, 'Darling , I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up' ' Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. ' The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said, 'Yes! Lots of salmons, some blu...
Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika? Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye! Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai Judge: U r crossing the limits. Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge: How dare you call me saala? Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai? (my favorite) Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb: Kal aana. Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere laakhoon rupaye fase huye hain. Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge. What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH! ...