Joke of the day

HOW TO START YOUR DY WITH A POSITIVE   ATTITUDE : 1. Open a new file in your PC . 2. Name it " Boss " 3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN 4 . Empty the RECYCLE BIN 5. Your  PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?" 6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly.... 7. Feel better?   HAVE A NICE DAY                      

  Kabir : Aisi baani boliye, man ka aapa khoye Auron ko sheetal kare, aaphi sheetal hoye   SE : Aisa presentation dijiye, man ka aapa khoye, Auron ko confuse kare, aaphi confuse hoye Rahim : Rahiman dhaaga prem ka, mat todo chatkaye tode se fir jude na, jude gaanth pad jaaye SE : SE confidence manager, mat todo chatkaye Project to barbaad hoye hi, appraisal mein waat lag jaye.   Kabir : Jab Tun Aaya Jagat Mein , Log Hanse Tu Roye Aise Karni Na Kari , Pache Hanse Sab roye   SE : Jab project aaye company mein, client hase hum roye, Aisi karni na kari , tu hase client roye... Kabir : Dukh Mein Sumiran Sab Kare , Sukh Mein Kare Na Koye Jo Sukh Mein Sumiran Kare , Tau Dukh Kahe Ko Hoye SE : Rush hour mein kaam sab karen , routine mein kare na koye, jo routine mein sab kaam kare, to rush hour kaahe hoye.   ...

Boss: Where were you born? Sardar : Punjab .. Boss : which part ? Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in Punjab . 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. / Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more. Sardar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T". Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai. Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler. Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.. Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. On a romantic day sardar...