SARDAR 007 IS BACK In crorepathi... Amitab : In which state Kavery flows? Sardar : liquid state..... Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS....... *************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** Sardar at bar in New York . Man on his right says "Johny Walker single" Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single" Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married" *********************************************** Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but?? how much is DRIVING salary...? *********************************************** Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is...
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Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K.Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of them died. Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death. He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN. But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to HELL. Laloo is not at all happy with this decision. He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public positions, etc. Then why the differential treatment? He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or pre-conceived notions. Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English test. PVNR is asked to spell " INDIA " and he does it correctly. ...
One day Kuttappan's dad bought a robot. The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face. Kuttappan returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, "Son why are you late from school?". Kuttappan answered, "Dad we had extra classes today". Much to his astonishment the Robot jumped up and slapped Kuttappan on his face. His dad told him "Mone (son), This robot is special in that he can detect a lie and will then slap the person who lied now come on tell me the truth, Why are you late?" "Dad I went for a movie", " Which movie?" "The Ten Commandments" , Splat Kuttappan got a tight slap on the face from the robot. "No dad honest I went for the movie S-- Queen." Dad :"Shame on y...
A conversation about the process of selecting a software bridegroom…. Enjoy reading…. Vidhya: hey! What is the matter you have called up all of a sudden? Nithya : do u remember that my parents gave my horoscope, to search for a suitable match, to many people? So many horoscopes of the groom has come.. In that 4-5 seems to match.. I don’t know which one to select, I am confused because of it. Vidhya: what is the confusion about? Nithya : horoscopes of many software engineers have come. It seems now a days, the software guys want to marry girls in the other field. That’s I why I don’t know whom I must select among this. You are a software engineer na pls give me some suggestion. vidhya : not a problem at all. So tell me the position that each one holds. nithya : first is a manager. vidhya : manager?? Then he will showcast himself that he is busy always. But he will not do anything properly. He will...